My recipe to a great saturday night (and a really lousy sunday!)

Take one flatmates farewell party, add almost an entire bottle of gin, some tonic water and a beer. Shake in a human stomach till combined. To this add excess amounts of loud music to which you must have the control over. Leave for three hours.
By this time you would have a full-blown drunk (notice the slurred speech and squinting (due to the blurryness of the people around the drunk!)).
This is followed by mass amounts of unlady-like behaviour, frequently involving a bucket.
This recipe entails some sacrefices in the form of a sunday and some of monday. Be prepared to observe groaning, clammyness and all-round crappiness, with a side of remembering some of the things you said the night before!!

All I have to say to that is NEVER AGAIN!!! Did I not learn from the post-honour's incidence! Holy crap I feel like...well crap!

I'm yet to find a true hang-over treatment so if you have any tips let me know!!!