Thursday, April 27, 2006

Little Self-Centred Queen...

This 3 minute post is dedicated to the new phd student in my lab refered to (by moi and a few select people) as "Little Self-Centred Queen". A truly annoying girl/woman/female that a) doesn't write stuff on our black board when they need ordering, b) doesn't fill any of the lab supplies like we are all supposed to do c) doesn't greet anyone in the morning or say goodbye to them, d) leaves her office chair in the middle of the office when she's going home, e) leaves her folders over the floor and complains when they get stepped on, f) doesn't offer anyone coffee except the other phd student that started at the same time and g) only talks to me and others when she wants something like for me to take her agar plates out of their incubation on the weekends (never get a thanks by the way!!)!
I really don't like her and always make a point to greet her in an over the top friendly way to make the point that she never says hello or goodbye.
B.I.T.C.H.!!! Here's what came up in google images when I searched for "self-centered queen":



Bye!

14 Comments:

At 5:07 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sounds like a true bitch but not in a nice, bitchy way. I'm sorry to hear that. Maybe she hasn't been on planet earth for that long...

Yoomi

 
At 5:09 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

The image you found is rather funny... :D

Yoomi

 
At 10:03 pm, Blogger Vidya said...

HEHEHEHE!!!

 
At 9:47 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Melzeroni...how have you been? I hope all is well with you and you're enjoying Canberrean weather! I am listening to my dear and beloved Tori... and enjoying myself immensely...

Yoomi

 
At 10:57 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

My music listening has taken some sudden turns. I am listening to some David Bowie, two Alice Cooper songs (very strange), more Red Hot Chili Peppers, and Tori Amos. I am looking forward to the new RHCP album coming out next week...

Yoomi

P.S. Mellie, what are you listening to???

 
At 3:49 pm, Blogger Anika From Darwin said...

Mel, why don't you forget about the agar, or if you do decide to take them out for her, poke holes in them and say you know nothing about them.

As for stepping on the folders left on the ground, why not just run up and kick them?? I have a slightly annoying lab partner who doesn't fill up the supplies like she should do, so I purposely don't fill them up when I know she will be using them next, then I make it a point to watch her get a little annoyed that she has to stop what she is doing to fill something up........(she does it to me and is pretty lazy too, so I don't feel bad about it at all, she never washes up her dirty glassware either.........grrrr).

If you feel the urge, punch her in the head........

 
At 8:08 pm, Blogger Vidya said...

or breath on her plates.... and say "Can't you even pour a proper plate??" ....or change the labels on her antibiotics!

 
At 8:17 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Or better yet, scream at her. Yell loudly and use made-up words and then switch to a robotic voice and see what her reaction is. If you decide to use that idea, let me know because I'd like to know the outcome :D

Yoomi

 
At 1:50 pm, Blogger Anika From Darwin said...

*laughs and chokes about Yoomi's idea*

It really is amazing how creative we all are, I say we write a book together........

 
At 2:20 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I agree once again Anika. You're really coming up with some radical and cool ideas there. It must be the Darwin air. I should make a note of that. In case I'm ever feeling a tad uninspired, I shall jet to Darwin and breathe deeply and I'm sure that rush of oxygen will get the ideas flowing once more :D

Anika, it's great to have you commenting once again!

Yoomi

 
At 2:04 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mellie where are you?

Yoomi

 
At 8:45 pm, Blogger Vidya said...

I think you should just follow her around and obey her every comand - taking everything she says literally. When she asks for pipette tips, give her just one yellow tip. When she ask for a bacterial plate, take a nice palte from the tea room and say, "SEE! There is bacteria on this!! I CAN SEE THEM!! AARRGGHHH!!"

Or you couold just od one the legs on her chair or lab bench and pretend not to notice that everything is tilted and sliding off.

BEST THING YOU CAN DO!!! When she asks for PCR water, give her you saliva and when she gets contamination, say, "Can't you even do a simple PCR??? I did that when I was in Yr. 2!"

I have many more where that came from!!

 
At 8:46 pm, Blogger Vidya said...

* "or you could just saw off one og the legs off her chair or lab bench..."

I can't type today!

 
At 2:47 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's all very funny. Such creative lasses are frequenting this blog...

Yoomi

 

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