Wishin' and a hopin'

I wish...
I knew how to stress less
I liked going to bars and being in crowded smoky places
I knew how to talk to the opposite sex without acting so moronic - I'm 23 I should know how to do this stuff already!!
I could occassionally take the easy road
I wasn't afraid to sing more and in front of more people
I could tell people what I'm feeling when it would help
I wasn't a middle child with all my middle child woes!
I was on prozac (sometimes!!!)
I was Natalie Portman in Garden State
I got more results in my PhD - or that my supervisor gave more of a crap about my project!
I was less afraid of life
I had longer hair so I could cut it all off! (Does that make sense??)
I could see my wonderful friends, family and cat more!

Here's Johnny: